Sue Boardman, left, a tour guide at the Gettysburg National Military Park, points out an interesting design feature in a monument to former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, center, and others Tuesday during a tour of the Civil War battlefield cemetery in Gettysburg, Pa. Palin did not take questions from the media or make any statements during the brief tour. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Timothy Jacobsen)

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Top Cutlines:

• 1. Sarah Palin sports a Cheshire cat grin as she watches the spectacular implosion of Newt Gingrich over the skies of D.C. “The idiot should have known buying all that fancy jewelry would come back to bite him in the a**. Now clothes are another story…” -- Hereford.
• 2. Ms. Palin to the tour guide: “Ah, Miss, about four scores and seven years ago…(laughing) you know, whenever that was, that other great Republican President had an ‘address’ here, how I can get one, too?” -- JohnA.
• 3. “There,” cries Sarah Palin, “I can see Mars from here. That’s where man came from” -- JeanieS.
• HM: Dan Gookin