Unrequited Love w/A Mannequin
A Coeur d'Alene police incident report revealed that an employee of Wild Flower Boutique called law enforcement Saturday morning after finding the store had been burglarized. He found one of the store's mannequins lying in the hallway stripped of its clothing. During further investation, the employee discovered a pornography magazine lying on the bathroom floor next to the ladies' commode in the handicap stall. Along with a large bottle of hand soap, he also found wads of paper towels. Evidence was not collected at the scene, but the complainant did take pictures/Nicole Hensley, KXLY. More here.
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