Republican presidential candidate, Rep. Michele Bachmann, R-Minn., looks at hanging beef carcasses during a plant tour at Amend Packing Co. on Tuesday in Des Moines, Iowa. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Charlie Neibergall)
- 1. In this photo from the future, circa 2015, President Bachmann surveys the nation’s newest processing facility for Democrats, Muslims, gays, and other enemies of the Tea Party -- Idaho Dad.
- 2. This one is Rick Perry. This one is Mitt Romney. over here is Herman Cain. And that’s Newt Gingrich. That one is Jon Huntsman. And there’s Ron Paul. And this one is my personal favorite - Rick Santorum, I think we’ll grill this up tonight -- Nic.
- 3. Bachman ponders aloud about the way Rocky started his remarkable comeback -- Gary D. Rhodes.
- HM: Duroc