In his attempt to take advantage of the rift between DFO & Cindy for HucksOnline control, Joker made the following promise if he's elected blog dictator:

• 1. The cooler will be dismantled. It’s time to end tyranny. The torture stops now.
• 2. All remaining inhabitants of the cooler and their offspring will be given amnesty, some coupons to Star Bucks and some raffle tickets to win Dave’s bobble head collection. Freedom starts today.
• 3. There will be a cap on Coeur d’Alene politic threads. No more than three a day and only one before noon. Nobody needs that much drama by 10 a.m.
• 4. A 90-day moratorium on Cindy Hval love stories, cat stories and World War II vets. There’s only such much sugary stuff the human mind can take. We will conquer diabetes.
• 5. The Democrats I have bashed will receive a free copy of Tony Robbins motivational book collection, a Bob Nonini sticker book and a bottle of wine, from my personal stock.

Question: Who would you like to see released from the cooler?

• 6. I will launch a search for missing Hucksters, like Kage Mann. All of the forgotten children can return home again.
• 7. Phil Hart can deduct all time spent on Huckleberries on his taxes unless the legislature is in session.
• 8. No more bizarre photos of cheerleaders doing the splits or oily dudes flexing their muscles. The blog is not a venue to peddle cyber filth.
• 9. People who misbehave will be sent to the litter box to let all their crap out. This special thread can be viewed by adults only.
• ]10. We’re going to have the Larry Spencer dating thread. Ladies he’s single and ready to mingle. Women must sign a confidentiality agreement to never discuss the details of any dating activity offline because people often read the blog after meals. *(sorry fellas, he’s not into alternative lifestyles, not that there’s anything wrong with that).