Half-naked South Korean Special Warfare Forces members train on the snow during a winter exercise in Pyeongchang, South Korea, Wednesday. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Ahn Young-joon)

Top Cutlines:

• 1. Countering the severe tectonic pressure placed on the earth by Chuck Norris doing push-ups in Santa Clarita, California, the ROK amassed the Third Division and successfully kept the Earth in balance -- Dennis Mansfield.
• 2. Climate change proponents the world over protest this photo of the ROK Solders as it goes viral and causes hot flashes which accelerate the melting of the polar ice cap -- Dennis.
• 3. Ikea will soon be offering these Korean Solider Coffee Tables. I’m ordering three -- Cindy.
• HM: JohnA