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Joker’s Whackadoodle Test

Yesterday's spirited debate about DFO running to be a precinct committee man inspired me to give him a little quiz to see if he could fit in with his fellow "conservatives." I hope he passes, along with the other HBO contributors who call themselves Republicans:

  • 1. Do you believe President Obama was born in the United States? (If yes, 0 points. If no, 2 point).
  • 2. I would be fine if my son or daughter had an inter-racial marriage. (If yes, 0 points. If no, 3 point).
  • 3. I really wish Idaho would secede from the United States. (If yes, five points. If no, 0 points)
  • 4. Gay marriage is going to destroy our country. (If yes, 3 points. If no, 0 points)
  • 5. We’re a Christian nation. No, if, and or butts. (If yes, 2 points, if no 0 points)
  • Questions 6 through 20 here.

Question: What was your score?

D.F. Oliveria
D.F. (Dave) Oliveria joined The Spokesman-Review in 1984. He currently is a columnist and compiles the Huckleberries Online blog and writes about North Idaho in his Huckleberries column.

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