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Wedeln: Things I trust > Donald Trump

In the comment section, Wedeln6969 provides 2 lists -- "Things I Trust Less Than Donald Trump" and "Things I Trust More Than Donald Trump":

Things I trust less than Trump:


Things I trust more than Trump

  1.  Playing with blasting caps
  2. Eating a humongous meal at the Golden Corral and immediately diving into the Spokane River at Bowl and Pitcher during peak Spring flows and trying to swim across the river.
  3. Crawling into a Grizzly Bear den the day they wake up in the Spring and playing my harmonica and singing some gentle workin' man blues.
  4. Challenging Kim Kardashian to an Instagram popularity contest. Loser has to listen to Kanye read verbatim every Trump speech given during the campaign.
  5. Poking ice picks into my eyeballs to see the pretty lights.
  6. Tickling a wounded road hit skunk or porcupine or gray wolf on its tummy and screaming KITCHY KITCHY KOO at it.
  7. Staying out of the HBO cooler until DFO retires.
  8. BASE jumping off the International Space Station with a parachute made of the diaphanous hope of collectors of Sony Betamax players and movies that Betamax will be back.
  9. That Elvis Presley is actually in an Assisted Living Center in Poughkeepsie and on Bingo night insists on entering the dayroom wearing a cape made of a horribly stained thermal blanket and a microphone from an IV stand.
  10. Scrubbing stubborn tear stains off my computer desk with a mixture of bleach and ammonia.

Feel free to add to either list.

D.F. Oliveria
D.F. (Dave) Oliveria joined The Spokesman-Review in 1984. He currently is a columnist and compiles the Huckleberries Online blog and writes about North Idaho in his Huckleberries column.

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