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‘Star Wars’ spoilers

Saving time by posting my Star Wars spoilers now. Which ones do you think will be real?

  •  Holy crap! It was Greedo all along!
  • Han Solo's dad turns out to be Captain Kirk, except for that one timeline.
  • Luke's kid opens a shoe store, which creates super spin-off potential.
  • Cloud City becomes Clown City, which creates super spin-off potential.
  • Chewbacca is actually Scrappy Doo in a robot suit.
  • Yoda and Lando are stuck in a First Order POW camp and engage in all sorts of hi-jinks.
  • Everyone goes home and decides it was a pretty good adventure. (my favorite generic ending for any story)

DFO: Feel free to add to the list.



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D.F. Oliveria started Huckleberries Online on Feb. 16, 2004. Oliveria's Sunday print Huckleberries is a past winner of the national Herb Caen Memorial Column contest.