A participant holds her nose as she tries a "Cricket Consomme," a broth made from crickets at a seminar on edible insects at Le Cordon Bleu. A group of chefs and food scientists at the esteemed French school's branch in Bangkok spent the week simmering, sautéing and grilling insects to extract innovative flavors they say could open a new frontier for the world of gastronomy. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Sakchai Lalit)

Thursday Winner (tie, with 4 votes apiece): "There is no stress in our administration. We have trained masseuses available everywhere" -- JMRusche, and: "Joe whispers in Stehanies ear, 'I'm like Justice Ginsburg, not 100% sober'"-- Charlie. You can see Thursday phone and all 13 Cutline Contest entries here.