Fri., Sept. 25, 2015
10 things safer than guns in your home
Commenter Wedeln6969 provides this list:
10 things statistically safer to have in your home or garage than guns:
- 1. A toddler wearing a helmet which randomly shoots laser beams.
- 2. Kanye West and Kim Kardashian and all their cameras with dead batteries.
- 3. A deranged and rabid pitbull named Diesel Crusher Satan for a really good reason.
- 4. A bathtub filled with the Tears of John Boehner.
- 5. Your uncle Cletus and his Traveling Squirrel Circus.
- 6. A teenaged son.
- 7. Three of four irradiated Parakeets from the Fukushima nuclear reaction accident that have mutated into Pterodactyls.
- 8. Lawn Darts.
- 9. A Ford Pinto with a full tank of gas and a transmission stuck in reverse.
- 10. A St. Bernard with diarrhea.
Question: Can you add to this list?
