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10 things safer than guns in your home

Commenter Wedeln6969 provides this list:

10 things statistically safer to have in your home or garage than guns:

  • 1. A toddler wearing a helmet which randomly shoots laser beams.
  • 2. Kanye West and Kim Kardashian and all their cameras with dead batteries.
  • 3. A deranged and rabid pitbull named Diesel Crusher Satan for a really good reason.
  • 4. A bathtub filled with the Tears of John Boehner.
  • 5. Your uncle Cletus and his Traveling Squirrel Circus.
  • 6. A teenaged son.
  • 7. Three of four irradiated Parakeets from the Fukushima nuclear reaction accident that have mutated into Pterodactyls.
  • 8. Lawn Darts.
  • 9. A Ford Pinto with a full tank of gas and a transmission stuck in reverse.
  • 10. A St. Bernard with diarrhea.

Question: Can you add to this list?

D.F. Oliveria
D.F. (Dave) Oliveria joined The Spokesman-Review in 1984. He currently is a columnist and compiles the Huckleberries Online blog and writes about North Idaho in his Huckleberries column.

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