I'm somewhat bummed that I didn't get named to the jury in the Chilco burglary case. I've never been part of a jury deliberation, although, as a newspaperman, I've reported on trials. I've also had the pleasure of being a side attraction in the 2012 suit involving a commenter here who posted something on Valentine's Day that upset the local Republican leader. But it isn't the same. Oh well, as a consolation prize, I get to entertain you guys today and Friday. Here's your Thursday Wild Card ...