Whoa the cooler door is open!
Ziggles! Get out here with me! We've got a whole lot of simpering,President Shrub conservamorons drooling copious ropes of idiocy on their flaccid keyboards chunked with congealing clots of KFC and undirected hubris. God knows how many are writing love notes on lilac and napalm scented stationary with broken crayons to their hero Dick Satan Cheney! Time to kick some hind end and get this dump back under the master control of us hard left commie libs!
Wait. It's quiet. Toooo quiet. Hmmmm
Gonna look around for cretins and scoundrels. BRB!