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Humor: hunter reveals his fall priorities

Hunters at deer camp. (Courtesy photo)
Hunters at deer camp. (Courtesy photo)

OUDOORS HUMOR -- Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.

Ron's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do?

Two days later, the three get to the camping site -- and they find Ron sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered and dinner cooking on the fire.

"Dang man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since yesterday," Ron explained, popping open a cold one. 

"Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?' I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new negligée. 

"She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did.

"And then she said, 'Do what ever you want.'

"So, here I am."



Rich Landers
Rich Landers joined The Spokesman-Review in 1977. He is the Outdoors editor for the Sports Department writing and photographing stories about hiking, hunting, fishing, boating, conservation, nature and wildlife and related topics.

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