I haven't gotten to pipe up on a Wednesday since the early or mid-'90s, back when the food section came out on a different day.

Feels good.

So, anyway, here's one for my fellow early-risers.

How often, on your way to work or when out walking the dog, do you see signs of various brands of overnight mayhem and moronity and think to yourself, "Alcohol had to be involved"? 

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