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The Slice

The unspoken horror of asparagus

In your household, how is the after-effect (experienced by a segment of the population) characterized?

A) "The problem." B) "I have no idea what you are talking about." C) "This certainly isn't a matter any of us would wish to discuss in polite company." D) "Urinetown." E) "All natural." F) "Smells like green spirit." G) "Did you remember to leave the bathroom fan on?" H) Other.

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The online home for Paul Turner's musings and interactions with disciples of The Slice.