Saw a sign last weekend in a residential neighborhood: "Welcome Great Pumpkin!"
Actually, my wife saw it. I had my eyes on the road, trying to steer around maniac squirrels.
But it made me wonder. What sort of marketing campaign would you design to attract the GP?
I know he's reputed to prize sincerity above all else. But sometimes that's pretty hard to measure.
What else would win his favor?