A) 10 percent, which is quite a lot if you think about it. B) Less than 1 percent. Way less. C) 90 percent. Wake up and smell the bolt cutters. D) 99 percent. Some nursing home residents don't want to steal your bike and put it on Craigslist. E) Your bike? Ahahahahahaha. F) Other.
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