A) "Hey, Louden! How's it hangin'?"
B) "Are you here to wrestle Shute?"
C) "Are you on a Vision Quest?"
D) "So did you go to NC or what?"
E) "Hello, Matthew. Welcome back to Spokane."
F) "Good luck if you try to get your old job back at The Ridpath."
G) "We haven't seen much of Madonna lately."
H) "Are you sorry Journey broke up?"