It probably wasn’t a good date if …
A) You find yourself wondering when you last had a tetanus shot.
B) You spend the whole time thinking about how you would rather be home watching TV.
C) Instead of telling your life story once again, you just say "I woke up one day and found myself in Spokane."
D) You realize after about 90 seconds that accepting the invitation was a mistake.
E) Other.
