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The Slice

How you can tell you aren’t cut out to be a suave international man of mystery

I was once dining in Montreal and, after our waitress began talking, politely informed her that I did not speak French.

She gave me a puzzled look.

You see, the thing is, she had not been speaking French. She had been speaking English.

With an accent, mind you. But English.

Oh.

Pardon moi.



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