The iPhone 6 looks cool, with its rounded glass. The 6+ is big, approaching Phablet territory. Meh.
The operating system was already announced at the last Apple event, so meh.
The watch looks rad, but if you thought the iPhone was elitist… Meh.
Combine all that "meh" with the single worst Apple live stream I've ever seen (BLACKING OUT at the "one last thing"?!! I mean, come on,) and you have probably the most disappointing Apple event I've ever seen.