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Spokane, Washington  Est. May 19, 1883

Hikers Leave Trail Of Advice On How To Improve Nature

From Wire Reports

“Where are these people coming from?” you ask.

Make your own guess after reading this selection of comments gathered last year on trail registers for the Bridge Wilderness of the Bridger-Teton National Forest:

“Trails need to be wider so people can walk while holding hands.”

“Instead of a permit system or regulations, the Forest Service needs to reduce world-wide population growth to limit the number of visitors to wilderness.”

“Ban walking sticks in wilderness. Hikers that use walking sticks are more likely to chase animals.”

“All the mile markers are missing this year.”

“Found a smoldering cigarette left by a horse.”

“Trail needs to be reconstructed. Please avoid building trails that go uphill.”

“Too many bugs and leeches and spiders and spider webs. Please spray the wilderness to rid the area of these pests.”

“Please pave the trails so they can be plowed of snow during the winter.”

“Chair lifts need to be in some places so that we can get to wonderful views without having to hike to them.”

“A small deer came into my camp and stole my jar of pickles. Is there a way I can get reimbursed? Please call…”

“Reflectors need to be placed on trees every 50 feet so people can hike at night with flashlights.”

“Need more signs to keep area pristine.”

“The places where trails do not exist are not well marked.”

“I brought lots of sandwich makings, but forgot bread. If you have extra bread, leave it in the yellow tent at V Lake.”