Trivia

In Sweden, if you have the flu, you can’t legally drive on a highway.

Hardly anybody knew who TV’s John Larroquette was when he narrated that 1975 horror film classic “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.”

Q. If Jim Bowie didn’t invent the Bowie knife, who did?

A. His brother Rezin Pleasant Bowie.

Our Love and War man continues his search for the single most dangerous word in matrimony. He now thinks he knows the most dangerous two words: “Charge it.” And the most dangerous three words: “Let’s have another.” And maybe even the most dangerous four words: “Where have you been?” But what’s the one most dangerous word?

It’s now known sharks get suntans.

Be glad our sinuses are hollow. If they were bone solid, say medical calculators, our heads would be so heavy we’d all need necks thick enough to play on the Green Bay line.

Q. You said, “The moose is to the deer family what the turkey is to the fowl - stupid.” But every hunter knows the turkey is cunning.”

A. Believe when I wrote that, I was one turkey short of a full flock. Meant domestic turkey.