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Spokane, Washington  Est. May 19, 1883

Home-Schooled Teens Miss Out On So Much ‘Fun’

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We’re curious.

Do home-schooled teenagers feel the urge to stand outside the house and smoke during lunch break?

Do they worry about what to wear?

* Spokane is … : “A scenic, blue-collar town with no industrial base.” — Sarah Workland

“A bright, shining oasis in a desolate desert of culture hidden in the dark, mysterious Northwest.” — Nancy Parker

* Ranking some of Spokane’s Robert Andersons:

1. Robert J. Anderson.

2. Robert D. Anderson.

3. Robert T. Anderson.

4. Robert S. Anderson.

5. Robert W. Anderson.

6. Robert O. Anderson.

7. Robert I. Anderson.

8. Robert C. Anderson.

9. Robert E. Anderson.

10. Robert A. Anderson.

* Let the well-wishing begin: Harold M. Portch turns 90 later this month.

He ran a market in Almira, has 40 great grandchildren, enjoys photography, believes in having a Manhattan before dinner and likes to fix prime rib for holiday meals.

* Our pledge to our readers: The Slice shall remain 100 percent free of “Best of the Century” lists.

* Slice answer: One reader said the area’s worst drivers are Liberty Lake residents with Idaho plates.

* Technically, it’s possible: That the co-worker with that porn site called up arrived there by accident.

* Pet peeve: Our friend Ken Yuhasz can’t stand the disparity he has noticed between the amount of time a coin buys on the old-style parking meters and the time it buys him on the new digital meters.

* Slice answers: Quite a few local senior citzens were nominated as being role models for living meaningful and productive retirement years. So many, in fact, that we’re not sure what we’re going to do with them all.

But while we mull that, consider this from reader Margie Shepherd.

She wrote that just about EVERY senior citizen she knows leads a productive, meaningful life.

As for other age groups? Well, she suggested, that’s another story.

* Warm-up questions: What Spokane TV newscaster gives off the most hilarious “I’m a celebrity” vibes when appearing in public? Do you hope the Sandpoint mayoral campaign gets turned into a movie? What local law enforcement officer has watched too many cop shows?

* Today’s Slice question: If Spokane were an ice cream flavor, which one would it be?