SR Headlines @ Closin’ Time

* Terri’s ‘death’ reported too early by CBS News: Website prepared obituary viewable via search engines /WorldNetDaily — Alas, this poor tortured soul can’t last much longer. Go in peace, Terri.

* Alleged fragger tries to escape Army: Sgt. Hasan Akbar attacks MP on morning of pre-trial hearing /Associated Press — In case you were wondering what happened to the guy accused of killing that Boise officer before the real fighting began.

* Boy Scout leader pleads guilty: Admits to receiving images over Internet of children engaging in sex acts /Associated Press: Another perv gets his comeuppance.

* Falwell now ‘stable’: Doctors upgrade condition of pastor battling viral pneumonia /Associated Press — Some of Rev. Jerry’s detractors might not agree with that diagnosis in the best of health times.

* Stocks rally on oil-price drop: Nasdaq surges 32, Dow Jones advances 135 /Bloomberg — The stock market is worse than a teeter-totter. Any guesses as to how long it’ll take to lose those 135 points?