The Slice: Long as it’s gone by morning

A debate rages.

Some say the best way to get rid of stuff in Spokane is to put it out by the curb with a “FREE” sign.

Others argue that a more effective approach is to use a sign that says “$10” and then just wait for someone to steal the item.

•What you say vs. what kids hear: “My 6-year-old (Jackson) was telling me he would clean his room only if he got to go fishing afterward,” wrote Susan Rauer. “I explained to him that we don’t accept ultimatums in this household. Then I had to explain the definition for both kids, Jackson and Jordyn (10).”

The next day, Jackson once again demanded compensation in return for doing a chore. But before Rauer could weigh in, Jordyn spoke up: “Jackson, we don’t accept old tomatoes in this household.”

Well said.

•Ridpath memory No. 3: “My most memorable Ridpath moment occurred 38 years ago when I was dating a fellow employee at the Garland Theatre,” wrote Joe Speranzi.

His father was the head waiter. Speranzi called ahead and asked him to pretend that they weren’t related.

So when Joe arrived with his date late after work, his dad gave him the V.I.P. treatment. “Hello, Mr. Speranzi, it’s good to see you again. Your table is waiting.”

The young couple was escorted to a primo spot overlooking the city. And the restaurant staff continued to treat Speranzi as if he were somebody special.

His date, Patty, was amazed.

“Later that evening, as we left, I told her the truth and introduced her to dad.”

But Patty was still pretty blown away.

The couple celebrated their 37th wedding anniversary this month.

•Slice answer: “Spokane’s hidden talent is acceptance and the ability to make a stranger feel welcome,” wrote Kelli Davis. “My adult daughter and I moved here one year ago from California (Fresno), and we have known nothing but kindness, support and friendly people. We love Spokane.”

•In 2008, you just never know: “While driving in Durham, N.C., visiting a son, I thought I saw a ‘Farting Street,’ ” wrote Slice regular Judy McKeehan. “Upon closer scrutiny, I realized it was ‘Farthing Street,’ but not until I had wondered WHO would want to live on Farting Street.”

McKeehan’s granddaughters thought this was the funniest thing they had ever heard. And the girls now frequently find reasons to refer to that particular thoroughfare.

•Speaking of grandmothers: It’s hard for me to get used to the idea of former KXLY anchor Marianne Mishima being one. Oh, well. As Steve Miller once said, time keeps on slippin’, slippin’, slippin’ into the future.

•Today’s Slice question: What is your family’s version of “If it’s not one thing, it’s another”?