The Slice: Big tips for Little Leaguers

As I recall, the guy who managed my Little League baseball team was a decent sort.

I have no idea what his first name was. We just called him Mr. Genetin. He was a dead ringer for the late character actor Simon Oakland. At least that’s how I remember him.

And though this was before coaches were supposed to be sensitive and nurturing, he wasn’t a screamer. Nor do I remember him belittling any of the less-skilled players.

Sponsored by a bowling alley, my team finished first in our league. I think Mr. Genetin said it was because we hustled or something like that.

But looking back on it now, here’s what I wish he had said at some point during that championship season.

(Modern day kids-team coaches should feel free to borrow any of these themes.)

1. “Don’t worry so much about making mistakes. You know that feeling you have right after making a really good play? Like you can do no wrong? Well, the truly gifted athletes feel like that all the time. So relax. Confidence is almost as important as talent.”

2. “This stuff you are learning about working together and playing as a team, it’s no joke. The feeling you get when you come through with a performance that helps lift up others is something you will want to experience throughout your life.”

3. “The best players aren’t necessarily the best people. The place you find character out here is in the hearts of the boys who are not blessed with great natural ability but keep trying to improve and refuse to be discouraged.”

4. “Girls have a right to learn all this stuff. They’re coming. Welcome them.”

5. “You know the boys whose fathers yell at them about striking out or making errors? Make sure they know you value them as teammates.”

6. “If it is clear a batter cannot handle your fastball, keep throwing it. Don’t start varying speeds.”

7. “If you learn to shake off misfortune and immediately refocus, your opponent will realize he’s in for a battle.”

Today’s Slice question: What were the circumstances when last you gave someone the finger?