Cops: Teens Threatened To Eat Mom

Two teenage boys were arrested early Tuesday morning after an alleged drug-fueled crime spree during which they assaulted one of the boys’ mothers with a sword and planned to eat her liver. Spokane County sheriff’s deputies responded to an assault call on the 13300 block of East Mission at 1:20 a.m., according to a news release. They found a beaten, bloody woman lying on her bed. A sword with a bent handle and two knives were nearby. The woman told deputies her 13-year-old son and his 14-year-old friend had used it to attack her/ Kaitlin Gillespie , SR. More here.

Question: Izzit just me, or does Spokane seem to get weirder and weirder?