Speculative ornithology

A few years ago, a friend came up with the whimsical concept of Beakbook — a social media network for birds.

I thought of that this morning while out walking in downtown Spokane. What if Beakbook really existed?

Just imagine.

I just know downtown’s sparrows would be labeled “thugs” and “loiterers” by birds who claim they never come down here.

And area crows would “like” posts about roadkill squirrels.

What else?