Hall: Italians Are God’s Chosen Ones

Sometimes the Italians just don’t fight fair. They get all the great food. We get all the great size. They get things like fettuccine and ravioli. We get things like 43-inch waists and tent-size T-shirts. I have been puzzling for years over what makes so many of us fight fat while Italians eat fabulous food but remain slimmer than most Americans. If there is a god (with taste buds), why doesn’t he give us the best-flavored food along with our curse of fat or give us hot slender bodies with mountains of greasy burgers? But no. The Italians are charming so they get both the great food and the great looks. They are the chosen ones/ Bill Hall , Lewiston Tribune. More here .

Question: Do you have any Italian blood in you?