Marketing the Chronicle Building Apartments

Here are a few ideas.

1. Free reporter’s notebook upon signing a lease.

2. Raucous Marmot Lodge meetings held at your place.

3. Quality time with the ink-stained ghost inhabiting that building.

4. You get to host roundtable debate about whether the figures on the roof are gargoyles, printer’s devils or grotesques.

5. You can yell “Stop the presses!” (No one will pay any attention, but you can still yell it.)