Here are some of the "All Time Dumbest Questions Asked by Banff Park Tourists," as heard at the information kiosks manned by Parks Canada staff.
*At what elevation does an elk become a moose?
*Is it okay to keep an open bag of bacon on the picnic table, or should I store it in my tent?
*I saw an animal on the way to Banff today. Could you tell me what it was?
*What's the best way to see Canada in a day?
*Where can I buy a raccoon hat? All Canadians own one don't they?
*Where can I get my husband really lost?
*Is that 2 kilometers by foot or by car?
Question: Have you heard anything comparable re: North Idaho/Inland Northwest tourists?
Hat Tip: Jeanne Helstrom