Doug Clark: Larry Craig Airport Commode Quiz

Columnist Doug Clark’s complete 10-question quiz here

Q — Having the ACLU on Larry Craig’s side is like:

A. The Hells Angels booking the Village People for a clubhouse weenie roast.
B. Donald Trump dating Rosie.
C. Iran hosting a gay pride parade.

Q — Should Congress turn the now-infamous Larry Craig airport toilet stall into a national monument, it would be called:

A. The Grand Can.
B. The Stinkin’ Memorial.
C. Mount Flushmore.

Question: Can you think of any multiple-choice bonus questions to add to columnist Doug Clark’s Larry Craig Airport Commode Quiz?