D.J. Nall: Sentence Diagrams? Bah

I hate the term “diagramming sentences.” I hated diagramming sentences. I forgot all about it since it’s been so many years since I was required to do it. Now the memory is back and I need a valium or a bottle of whiskey/ D.J. Nall.

Question: Can you remember how to diagram a sentence? Did you enjoy that part of your high school English classes?