Donald Trump stands in his office as newly-crowned Miss USA Rima Fakih holds a magazine featuring Trump earlier today in New York. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Jason DeCrow)

Top Cutlines:

• 1. If this creep's hair moves on its own one more time, I am so going to kill it with this magazine! -- Formerly Sandpoint.
• 2. Donald Trump does his best stripper pole impression, hoping Fakih will not be able to resist -- Idaho Dad.
• 3. As Trump towers over her, Rima discovers that Trump resorts to intimidation, because to Trump Las Vegas is her next destination -- JohnA.
• HM: Herb