First lady Michelle Obama, right, and Jill Biden, wife of Vice President Joe Biden, are greeted by Sesame Street characters during a USO and Sesame Street event honoring National Guard members and their families Thursday in Columbus, Ohio. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Jay LaPrete)

Top Cutlines:

• 1. Kermit laughed as Mrs. Biden’s husband slept through the event, then heard the First Lady explain that her husband had a prior commitment, later revealed to be at Jack Nicklaus’ nearby Muirfield Village golf course -- JohnA.
• 2. First and second ladies, Michelle and Jill, always campaigning, go for the animist vote -- Herb.
• 3. IN A WAREHOUSE in the San Fernando Valley, under hot lights and the eyeball stare of three HD cameras, something very strange is about to happen -- BrentA.
• HM: Cabbage Boy

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