Slice: Your Position on Tattoos?

On his blog, The Slice , Paul Turner asks: “What is your policy on tattoos?” Then, Paul provides these possible answers:

A) I think they are insane. B) I have one. C) I have several. D) My entire neck is covered with them. E) I did many dumb things when I was young. But thank heaven this hadn’t become mainstream before I turned into a sour old grump. F) When I learned that my daughter had one just above her backside I realized that I was a failure as a parent. G) Other.

DFO: I think I’d mark myself down as “E.” But I get a kick out of the ones on others.

Question: What is your position on tattoos?