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Why guns needed at CdA parades

Wedeln6969 explains why citizens should arm themselves before watching a Coeur d'Alene parade: Yeah, because PARADES ARE PRETTY DANGEROUS and law abiding good mentally healthy people need their guns AT PARADES because:

  • 1. Some parade float drivers are murderous SOB's with pistol grip pumps on their laps at all times.
  • 2. Those old broads in the matching outfits kicking and singing as they march along? Many of them are actually inner city ghetto kids in disguise waiting to murder white people to go swim in their pools and joy ride on their riding lawn mowers.
  • 3. Those clowns scooping horse poop? ISIS. You heard me.
  • 4. Oh hey! look at the new Syrian refugees over there loving our parade OMG THOSE ARE SYRIAN REFUGEES! I'M RESTING MY HAND ON MY COLT!

D.F. Oliveria
D.F. (Dave) Oliveria joined The Spokesman-Review in 1984. He currently is a columnist and compiles the Huckleberries Online blog and writes about North Idaho in his Huckleberries column.

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