"I want to talk about The Best DFO-ism. Ap-hollow-gy for sure is in the mix. Fer Shame fer sure. And ...?" -- JBelle.

DFO's favorite:

• ap-hollow-gy
• unavoidable for comment
• f'shame (although I had to give this one up when a reader complained that it sounded like f'ing shame).
• rumorama
• cuss-tomers
• facryinoutloud
• her-story
• cheek well tongued
• wishin'/hopin'/prayin'
• rep-PU-tation