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Video game: (n) 1, computer-generated entertainment , e.g., in which the player is expected to fulfill a quest; 2, “The Matrix Reloaded.”

Kung fu flick: (n) 1, genre of martial arts film made popular in Hong Kong featuring fight sequences choreographed by such masters as Yuen Wo-Ping and performed by the likes of Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, Jet Li; 2, “The Matrix Reloaded.”

Science-fiction: (n) 1, literary genre in which scientific facts or theories are imaginatively explored; 2, “The Matrix Reloaded.”

Special effects: (n) 1, visual impressions created for motion pictures that, at the turn of the 20th century, had evolved into computer-generated illusions of jaw-dropping authenticity; 2, “The Matrix Reloaded.”

Sequel: (n) 1, something that follows and serves as a continuation, e.g., a Hollywood film that attempts to repeat the success of a blockbuster; 2, “The Matrix Reloaded.”

Blockbuster: (n) 1, a film that makes a whole lot of money ; 2, “The Matrix Reloaded.”

Recommendation: (n) 1, a favorable representation ; 2, “The Matrix Reloaded.”

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