Headlines @ Closin’ Time

* Michael Moore: Democrats need to embrace Hollywood: Director of ‘Fahrenheit 9/11’ claims Kerry lost race because he wasn’t best candidate /WorldNetDaily — Looks like the Pied Piper of The Left is trying to woo another gang of lemmings to lead over another cliff.

* Jimmy Carter’s grandson arrested: Charged with burglary, possession of pot after police say he broke into house /WSB-TV, Atlanta: Someone should arrest grandpa for the mollycoddling the world’s dictators.

* Senator offers bill to outlaw spanking: Canadian parents who paddle would be subject to assault charges /WorldNetDaily: Spare the rod, and you could raise a Liberal Party Canuck.

* ‘Scientific consensus’ for global warming ridiculed: Compared to near-unanimous elections in old Soviet Union /CNSNews.com: And you thought I was the only one who considered it globaloney warming.

* Vatican warns world of ‘Christianophobia’: Rome wants term recognized as evil equal to hatred of Jews, Muslims /London Telegraph: I prefer to call it Christophobia and accuse the Anti-Christian Liberties Union of being the principal practitioner.