A Coug’s view of Christmas … break

Dan Thompson of The Daily Evergreen knocked one out of the park with his play on “The Night Before Christmas.” Example:

Twas the night before finals and all across Pullman
Not a student was sleeping, though I may be assumin’
My essay I cut and reworked all the more
In hopes that the thesis would make sense by ‘graph four.
My roommates were drinking all night at the Coug
While visions of co-drinkers blurred in their view.

You can read the entire “‘Twas the Night Before Finals” here .