This one is headed for the litter box

Big surprise: The first reviews of “Catwoman” are making it sound like the “Showgirls” of sci-fi films. Some quotes: “This plodding, by-the-numbers superhero flick has all the feline grace of a walleyed mastiff,” wrote Mark Holcomb for The Village Voice. “Overtly bad (and unintentionally funny) enough to become a camp classic,” wrote Dustin Putman for TheMovieBoy.com. And my personal favorite: “Feels as if it’s been pieced together from a dozen or so Ally McBeal parodies posing as hip-hop videos,” wrote Ed Gonzalez for Slant Magazine. Yeow. Or is that meow?