Going, going, going … get gone already

I’m about to gag over the marketing of the “final” episodes of “Friends” and “Frasier,” which has taken the art of television promotion far beyond what even Philip K. Dick might have imagined. Really, do you care even remotely what Jennifer Aniston is going to do with the rest of her life? This woman has made a fortune, will continue to make more money through residuals than I will in seven lifetimes and is married to Brad-freaking-Pitt besides. Enough already. Be like good soldiers , guys, and just fade, fade away. Go to Sundance. Or Disneyland. Anywhere. Soon. Please.