Headlines @ Closin’ Time

* Net photo of Bush slugged as ‘a—hole’: News coverage on Netscape site includes graphic slam on president /WorldNetDaily: Yet another reason to switch from CNN to “Fox News.”

* Aides: Ashcroft likely to leave Cabinet:
Stress causing health problems for 62-year-old attorney general /Associated Press: The, ahem, tolerant Left will have to find another man to demonize. This good man has earned a rest.

* 3rd-party influence barely a blip: Badnarik, Peroutka, Nader don’t draw 1% of vote among them /WND: Ralph who?

* Sharpton on Bush Win: ‘Let’s Get out of the Country’ /NewsMax: Who’s stoppin’ ya, pal?

* ‘Millions’ of Iranians Celebrate Bush Victory /NewsMax: Mebbe Sharpton can immigrate to Iran.