Coulter: She’s a true Fox News lady

Anne Coulter has a new book out. Yay. With a subtle title such as “How to Talk to a Liberal (If You Must): The World According to Ann Coulter,” it’s clear that she’s trying her best to help heal the blatant polarization of contemporary America.

Not.

Which brings up an Anne Coulter joke: Two men are sitting at a bar, gulping Old Grand-Dad, when one turns to the other. “Hey,” he says, “shay you were shtranded onna desert island and you could have any woman you want’d with you.” “Shweet,” the other guy says. “But here’sh the catch,” says his friend. “You hafta chooshe between Hilary Clinton an’ Anne Coulter .” The other guy thinks for a minute. “Thash a tough one,” he says, “but I gotta go with Hilary.” The first guy blinks and says, “You gotta be kidding me. Coulter ish a knockout. Why would you chooshe Clinton?” “Eashy,” the other guy says. “If I choshe Counter, after about 10 minutesh of lis’nin to her run her mouth I’d hafta tosh her inna ocean, and then I’d be all alone with nobody to talk to.”

Ba-da-BOOM!

(Editor’s note: Any reference to violence toward women in the above joke is used only as a comic device and doesn’t necessarily reflect the actual attitude of the joke-teller, though if anyone were to rouse such ire in said joke-teller it would be Coulter, which is something that she in particular would be likely not only to understand but actually embrace as she herself has been known to shoot a wounded prisoner or three.)