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Issue : Pastry-wielding hooligans ought to learn a new trick — or go attack someone other than nerdy types / Richard Roeper , Chicago Sun-Times.

DFO: Roeper’s column is worth a read. In it, he points out that creeps who hit speakers with pies generally target nerdy types. Targets have included: Ann Coulter , Microsoft Bill Gates (shown above after he was hit with a pie in Brussels in 1998) and Ralph Nader . Me? I’d prefer to be hit with a cream pie over a berry one — and be within arm’s length of my assailant.

Question: What kind of pie would you want to be hit with?