But then everybody knows that nerds are cool

You know that you’ve made it as a film critic when a group of high school girls write a rock song about you. That’s what happened for John Beifuss , the critic for the Memphis Commercial-Appeal. Click on this to hear the song. My friend Leslie Kelly , the newspaper’s food writer and restaurant critic, sent me the link. And, by the way, she says that Beifuss is more Napoleon Dynamite than, say, Chris Evans .