Quick Fix 6 — 8/26/05

1. APhoto Fix: Julian Elizondo, 12, of Seabrook, Texas, sits between his mother Joyce and Dr. David Yngve as he talks about injuries he sustained from a shark bite during a press conference at the University of Texas Medical Branch in Galveston, today. Julian was bitten on his left foot while walking in knee-deep water near Crystal Beach, Texas, on Aug. 19.

2. Cartoon Fix: Gary Varvel ( Pat Robertson ), Jeff Stahler ( Iraq attack ), and Steve Kelly ( Intelligent design ).

3. Humor Fix: “Willy Wonka” is now out. It’s about a creepy guy that wears makeup and entices kids with candy. There is a happy ending though – he’s acquitted — David Letterman .

4. My Way Fix: This Day in History here , Today’s Birthdays here , and Word of the Day here .

5. Top of the News Fix: Health official: More abortions than births in Russia here , American Legion declares war on protesters, media next? here , US drags feet on WMD meds here , Brothers re-arrested in Natalee Holloway disappearance here , and US predicts Zarqawi African flight here .

6. Opinion Fix: Daniel Henninger /Wall Street Journal ( New silent majority ), Mary Katherine Ham /Townhall ( Mascot mayhem ), Mike Rosen /Rocky Mountain News ( Tide turning against Sheehan ), Myrna Blyth/National Review ( Demise of mag celebs ), and Rich Lowry /National Review ( “Chicken hawk” verbiage ).