Peanut Gallery — Bike Giveaway

a deputy has asked me to find needy children, ages 3-12, who need a new bike. It’s the same deputy who put me in a choke hold at the fair. The deputies will assemble and deliver the bikes. I’ve only found one church who is going to help. No one responded to my calls or emails so I figure they can’t believe the request. The lady at North Country Chapel even thought it might be a hoax but Pastor Bob told her not to assume anything and consider it a blessing. Anyway, they will be able to provide 100 bikes. If you or your church know of any needy kids that can use a bike, I would appreciate their names, age, and addresses.

D.J. Nall
westsideresort@yahoo.com

DFO: If any of you know a child who needs a bike, get ahold of D.J. at the e-mail above. This isn’t a hoax.